Listen Fellas, is it gay to stand on a male cow's shoulder all the time. I mean, You'e basically getting a front row seat of his udders. I'm not to sure if Pip is a homosexual, but I do know, he was very into Otis's Udders. Pip would constantly ask Otis to "milk him", and was seen within 2 feet of Otis's Udder at all times. Thats why he had no lady friends, he had to move them far away from Otis.